Generate snake oil product names.
Inspector Yellowbelly's Sulphurous Turnip Serum
Sergeant-Major Cathole's Fancy Hickory Ointment
Corporal Pumblechook's Refreshing Prostate Repellant
Officer Goosepimple's High-Class Bowel Lye
Monsignor Sockfeet's First-Rate Armadillo Emetic